HAH, GAYYYYYYYYYY
tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

laneth:

kateoplis:

Huxley vs. Orwell

Best (worst?) thing about this is they’re both right…

dylanfoodsex:

Hey gossip girls

The CW called. You’ve been cancelled.

soulforsam:

atdemonsrun:

soulforsam:

basically i would like to see and touch a dick

but that would require intimacy with the person attached to said dick

can’t i just adopt one or something

dildo 

what you’re thinking of is a dildo

a dildo is not a dick it is a plastic phallus of lies

creamatorie:

Penis Tutorials and References

A collection of penis references and tutorials I’ve ran into. If anyone knows the sources for any of these please tell me so I can pay credit where it’s due.

hoechlined:

I want you to notice, when I’m not around. I wish I was special.

supernaturalprincess9:

season9things:

submitted by myrealityisfictional

This would be awesome. Except they should storm wherever Cas is staying since it’s his fault that Metatron worked his spell.

supernaturalprincess9:

season9things:

submitted by myrealityisfictional

This would be awesome. Except they should storm wherever Cas is staying since it’s his fault that Metatron worked his spell.

nataliemeansnice:


breakfast just got a lot easier

nataliemeansnice:

breakfast just got a lot easier

babygamerloves:

Naruto Gentleman =))) ♥(c) Owner of the gif

babygamerloves:

Naruto Gentleman =))) ♥


(c) Owner of the gif

imnotdaredevil:

when people don’t tag stuff that you have blacklisted

image

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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

The amount of non-shock I experience when I see things like this reblogged by Amanda is astounding.Amanda/McDonald’s is my OTP.

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

The amount of non-shock I experience when I see things like this reblogged by Amanda is astounding.
Amanda/McDonald’s is my OTP.

congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”