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basically i would like to see and touch a dick
but that would require intimacy with the person attached to said dick
can’t i just adopt one or something
dildo
what you’re thinking of is a dildo
a dildo is not a dick it is a plastic phallus of lies
Penis Tutorials and References
A collection of penis references and tutorials I’ve ran into. If anyone knows the sources for any of these please tell me so I can pay credit where it’s due.

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This would be awesome. Except they should storm wherever Cas is staying since it’s his fault that Metatron worked his spell.
at my future wedding and funeral service
The amount of non-shock I experience when I see things like this reblogged by Amanda is astounding.
Amanda/McDonald’s is my OTP.






